The police received a call from a man claiming to have raped six women, wanting to surrender. He provocatively said, "Come and arrest me!" When the police arrived at the scene, they found it was actually a pigsty, with the man sound asleep inside. After reviewing the surveillance footage, they were shocked to discover that the man was a sleepwalker who had mistakenly entered a farm pigpen while drunk the night before. When the man woke up, the police informed him of the truth and advised him to stop drinking. To their surprise, the man pulled out a bottle of alcohol from his pocket and started singing:
Do you not see the waters of the Yellow River coming from the sky, flowing to the sea never to return? Do you not see the bright hall mirror reflecting white hair, turning from black silk in the morning to snow in the evening? Life's joys should be enjoyed to the fullest, do not let the golden goblet be empty under the moon. Heaven has endowed me with talents that must be used, even if a fortune is squandered, it will return. Roasting lamb and slaughtering cattle are pleasures, we must drink three hundred cups together. Master Cen, Danqiu Sheng, let's raise our cups, do not stop. Let me sing a song for you, please listen. The sound of drums and bells is not too expensive, I only wish to be drunk and not to wake. Throughout history, the wise have been lonely, only drinkers leave their mark. King Chen once feasted in Ping Le, ten thousand cups of wine in joy. Why should the host mention a small sum of money, just buy and pour for your guests. Five-flower horse, a thousand gold fur coat, call the child to bring out the fine wine, and together we will dispel the worries of eternity...
The police patiently waited for the man to finish singing, then escorted him out of the police station. Xiao Li, who had just graduated from the police academy, remarked, "This is another performance art piece." Shortly after, the police received a report of a car accident right outside the police station, involving the same man. He was wearing Bluetooth earphones at the time, playing a song called "How Can This Be" by Ale Changqing:
The police investigation concluded that the man had a sleepwalking episode, combined with being drunk and wearing earphones, which led to the car accident. The evidence of intoxication and earphones was clear, while the evidence of sleepwalking included the surveillance video and a tweet from a few years ago, where the man wrote in the third person: he could not accept the world and could only live in his own mind, ignoring everything around him, like a sleepwalker.